Probably the worst spa experience I had so please read on...
It was a Sunday early morning, I woke up with aching legs after some treadmill workout on the night prior. Sabi ko sa sarili ko, di naman siguro masama na ipamper sarili ko since I am working too hard that I forget to spoil myself.
So much of that, so anyway, I went to 4U Spa since my VIP Card will entitle me for a 15% discount on this visit. I availed of 2 hours so I only paid P510 at the reception.
I asked if Jake was there since alam na ni Jake saan ang problem areas ko, unfortunately, kakauwi lang daw niya. The receptionist asked me to choose from the roster of masseurs displayed.
There is this complete stand out. He is while, twinky and innocent-looking masseur named "Flash" who really caught my attention. I chose him.
He accompanied me at the last cubicle and soaked my feet in the footsoak. Then he asked me to undress. I left my underwear on intentionally since I just wanted to relax, nothing more.
To my surprise, he massages better that Jake. The pressure and effort he is putting in his massage is a "masseur-quality" massage and not a pucho-puchong spa massage.
This is the bad part. He whispered, "Sir, papa extra ka ba?"
"Hindi muna, masakit lang talaga katawan ko kaya ako nagpamassage." I politely replied.
He continued seducing me by positioning his private part in front of me while massaging my abdomen and chest. Then he started playing with my nipples.
"Ser para todo todo yung relax nyo. 3k, magpapalabas din ako."
Umiling ako since I don't really want to avail. Then the price went down to 2.5k, 2k, then 1.5k and finally 1k.
Nainis ako so medyo pinatulan ko na. I told him this, "Si Jake, di namimilit. Nagkataong wala lang siya kaya ikaw kinuha ko."
He stood quietly and worked on my groin area.
"Sige na sir, 1k lang. Jajakulin lang kita. Bawal mo akong hawakan." He insisted.
"Wala akong pera eh, at kung meron man, masyadong mahal. Si Jake, usually 500-700 lang presyuhan namin. Yun lang, lamang ka magmasahe. Mas magaling ka sa kanya." I argued.
'Ser, iba iba presyo namin dito. Ako, mataas presyo ko kasi madaming nagrerequest." he replied.
Napaisip ako, ang hambog pala nito ah. I asked him to finish the massage as I am not interested in any of what he is offering.
Parang nawalan siya ng gana magmassage hanggang matapos ang oras. Afterwhich, hindi niya ako binigyan ng hot towel. And unlike Jake, he did not open the door for me when I was about to go out.
Sometimes, looks can be deceiving. When choosing a masseur, bear in mind that the purpose of you visiting the spa is for relaxation. Ask for a masseur who knows how to massage.
Monday, February 1, 2016
[Spa Review] SINENSIS SPA
January 15, 2016 - It was a stressful Friday evening after having been able to work for roughly 15 hours and took around no food at all, I really felt exhausted.
I normally would ride a cab on my way home but because I wanted to unwind, I set foot on the streets to find really good food. My feet took me to Shaw Blvd and hand a few sticks of chicken balls and hotdog. Then it's time for me to grab something to drink so I decided to go to Ministop, WCC. Then I passed by a Spa at the back of Starmall with a signboard that says "Sinensis Spa. Also in the signboard, it advertises P250 massage but don't be fooled. I'll tell you why in a bit.
I went inside and the lovely receptionist welcomed me with a smile. Then he asked me what services will I avail.
"Combination massage," I said.
"P300 po per hour," she replied.
"Sige, one and a half hour ako," I responded.
Then she handed me a piece of paper. It's actually a waiver saying that I cannot hold the spa liable for any loss, etc. (you know... the usual stuff found in the waiver). Then she asked me if I'll be getting a female therapist. I said I wanted a male one so she went inside a small room at the back of the reception area and a male therapist came out.
"Dito tayo sir, sunod kayo sakin."
I followed him with no questions. He asked me to undress while he is getting some towels. When he came back, he held my underwear garter and asked if I wanted my underwear to be removed. I said "yes."
He started his massage. He had less strokes and more pressure point pressing. I asked if he could focus on my lower back because I was really sitting down the whole day and that my lower back is aching like hell.
He started working on my lower back.
"Ayos lang po ba ang pressure, sir?" he asked as other therapist would. I said it was ok and asked him to put more oil since I can't really feel the oil rubbing into my skin. His massage technique was really good. Nadidiin nya mabuti yung problem areas ko.
After a while, he sat on my butt and started massaging my upper back. He is starting to get a hard on. I could feel his "****" rubbing into my butt cheeks although he is still wearing his standard uniform.
'Sir, harap na po kayo." he instructed.
He covered my private part with a towel and started massaging my thighs. I could feel that whenever he has the opportunity to hit my perineum (the area between the balls and the anus), he would. He would also extend his hands to press my groin, which turned me on.
In a little time, I saw that my VPL is already showing in the towel.
"Oh shit, I told my self silently.
He then took notice of my VPL and took the opportunity to ask me if I wanted Linggam massage.
"Wala akong pera ngayon eh, baka naman mahal yan?" I said politely (although this is part of the bargaining technique I learned.).
"Hindi po. 500 po sige." He said.
"P500? Anu yan mabilisan? Baka naman 5 minutes lang yung 500 ko." I debated.
"Tatagalan ko po sir. Ako bahala." He replied.
And I thought it will be a pucho puchong jack-off but I was wrong. He was doing a legit lingam massage. He focused on my G-spots and made stroke techniques that I never encountered. All I know is that the feeling was really wonderful. He did not take advantage.
After the entire incident, we were laughing together kasi natalsikan siya sa damit sa sobrang taas nung akin. Hahaha.
"Anu ngang name mo?" I asked.
Itago na lang natin siya sa pangalang Josh Groban. Hahaha.
PS: While on the outside, the spa looks dirty, the interior was really clean and pleasant
Here's my spa rating:
I normally would ride a cab on my way home but because I wanted to unwind, I set foot on the streets to find really good food. My feet took me to Shaw Blvd and hand a few sticks of chicken balls and hotdog. Then it's time for me to grab something to drink so I decided to go to Ministop, WCC. Then I passed by a Spa at the back of Starmall with a signboard that says "Sinensis Spa. Also in the signboard, it advertises P250 massage but don't be fooled. I'll tell you why in a bit.
I went inside and the lovely receptionist welcomed me with a smile. Then he asked me what services will I avail.
"Combination massage," I said.
"P300 po per hour," she replied.
"Sige, one and a half hour ako," I responded.
Then she handed me a piece of paper. It's actually a waiver saying that I cannot hold the spa liable for any loss, etc. (you know... the usual stuff found in the waiver). Then she asked me if I'll be getting a female therapist. I said I wanted a male one so she went inside a small room at the back of the reception area and a male therapist came out.
"Dito tayo sir, sunod kayo sakin."
I followed him with no questions. He asked me to undress while he is getting some towels. When he came back, he held my underwear garter and asked if I wanted my underwear to be removed. I said "yes."
He started his massage. He had less strokes and more pressure point pressing. I asked if he could focus on my lower back because I was really sitting down the whole day and that my lower back is aching like hell.
He started working on my lower back.
"Ayos lang po ba ang pressure, sir?" he asked as other therapist would. I said it was ok and asked him to put more oil since I can't really feel the oil rubbing into my skin. His massage technique was really good. Nadidiin nya mabuti yung problem areas ko.
After a while, he sat on my butt and started massaging my upper back. He is starting to get a hard on. I could feel his "****" rubbing into my butt cheeks although he is still wearing his standard uniform.
'Sir, harap na po kayo." he instructed.
He covered my private part with a towel and started massaging my thighs. I could feel that whenever he has the opportunity to hit my perineum (the area between the balls and the anus), he would. He would also extend his hands to press my groin, which turned me on.
In a little time, I saw that my VPL is already showing in the towel.
"Oh shit, I told my self silently.
He then took notice of my VPL and took the opportunity to ask me if I wanted Linggam massage.
"Wala akong pera ngayon eh, baka naman mahal yan?" I said politely (although this is part of the bargaining technique I learned.).
"Hindi po. 500 po sige." He said.
"P500? Anu yan mabilisan? Baka naman 5 minutes lang yung 500 ko." I debated.
"Tatagalan ko po sir. Ako bahala." He replied.
And I thought it will be a pucho puchong jack-off but I was wrong. He was doing a legit lingam massage. He focused on my G-spots and made stroke techniques that I never encountered. All I know is that the feeling was really wonderful. He did not take advantage.
After the entire incident, we were laughing together kasi natalsikan siya sa damit sa sobrang taas nung akin. Hahaha.
"Anu ngang name mo?" I asked.
Itago na lang natin siya sa pangalang Josh Groban. Hahaha.
PS: While on the outside, the spa looks dirty, the interior was really clean and pleasant
Here's my spa rating:
Ambiance: 4/5
Massage: 4/5
Cleanliness: 4/5
Employee Politeness: 4/5
Accessibility: 5/5
Gay-friendly: YES
Membership Privileges: NO
Address:
717, D Shaw Boulevard, At the back of StarMall, Infront of Worldwide Center, Wack Wack, Mandaluyong, 1555 Metro Manila
Phone No: (02) 966 4039
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